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December 11, 2019

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Dawn Keybawls

Born: 04/26/1982
Died: Still Alive
About Dawn Keybawls:

She usually acts like a complete ass.

Her balls are bigger than yours!

She loves to eat all day.

You will never see her eating carrots, apples or bananas.

She is one stubborn ass!


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He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.

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