February 28, 2021

Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!

About the Author!

Dawn Keybawls

Born: 04/26/1972
Died: Still Alive
About Dawn Keybawls:

She usually acts like a complete ass.

Her balls are bigger than yours!

She loves to eat all day.

You will never see her eating carrots, apples or bananas.

She is one stubborn ass!

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Other Works by the Author!

	“Not the Mama” Grew Up to Be an Asshole!	09/23/20
	2020 Senior Skip Day is Actually Going to School!	05/16/20
	Agoraphobic Finally Feels Comfortable in Public!	02/22/21
	Asshole Walmart Greeter Watches Woman Pay but Scans Receipt Anyways!	01/12/20
	Burger King Introduces New BK Turkey Fries!	04/23/20
	Childs Life Started with A Big Bang!	03/09/20
	Denny’s Mobile Relief Truck Overtaken by Drunk College Students!	05/19/20
	Fantasy Sports Gamer Lands on DL, Will Miss Season!	12/27/20
	Ginger Woman Sells Her Soul to The Devil!	08/26/20
	Guitarist’s Girlfriend Loves How He Fingers Her Guitar!	06/09/20
	Heineken 0.0 Dumped and Filled with Real Beer!	09/04/20
	Husband Insists Being Called Motherfucker!	12/12/20
	Lame Stoner Drools into Bong Again!	09/07/20
	Lindt Master Chocolatier Uses His Own Hot Cream!	10/21/20
	Man Does Everything He Can to Get Out of Doing Anything!	06/16/20
	Man Hopes Everyone Sees His Bladder Control Underwear!	04/01/20
	Man Robs Peter to Pay Paul Because Peter Is an Asshole!	11/23/19
	Man Suffers from Covid-Penis!	10/15/20
	Man, Lost His Taste Due to Covid; Can Finally Eat His Wife’s Pussy!	02/25/21
	Man, Taint Rips Victims Like Swayze Arrested!	02/13/21
	Man’s Balls Immediately Hurt When Talking About Vasectomy!	12/22/20
	Man’s Hairline Looking Like A Patch of Pubes!	07/26/20
	Man’s Johnson Grows After Johnson & Johnson Vaccine!	02/27/21
	Mid Forties Man Okay Being Subject of Taylor Swift’s Next Hit Tune!	07/02/20
	Neti Pot Challenge! Woman Starts Hot Sauce Rinse!	01/23/21
	Orgy Fest 2020 Still on Amid Covid-19. Theme: Fuck It!	10/23/20
	P & R Tired of Q’s Shit!	02/02/21
	Planned Parenthood Recommends Using Rear Entry!	08/10/20
	President Believes a Whistleblower is a Felatious Woman!	03/16/20
	President Claims Only Finger Tip Went into Ukraine’s Presidents Ass!	09/29/19
	Private Investigator Is A Real Dick!	11/26/20
	Racist Drummer Refuses to Play Black Metal!	07/31/20
	Santa Came in Record Number of Chimneys and Back Doors!	12/24/20
	Shitty Web Application Yearns for Acceptance!	11/09/20
	Sometimes It Just Takes A Good Whacking!	01/09/21
	Steroids; Great for Everything Except Living Creatures!	11/24/20
	Teacher Misses Having Sex with Her Students!	12/03/20
	Tide Releases Meat-Based Laundry Detergent!	01/10/21
	Trump Says We Are Removing the Plague. But He Is Still Here!	11/12/20
	Vegetation Secretly Farming Humans for Food!	08/23/20
	Victoria's Secret? Her Penis!	02/05/20
	White Man with Tan Accused of Brownface!	02/21/20
	Woman Bakes Bread Using Vaginal Yeast!	05/25/20
	Woman Cannot Wait to Be Spatchcocked Tonight!	05/27/20
	Woman Excited to Put Hot Wood into Her Fireplace!	05/28/20
	Woman Hoping the Next iPhone Is A Pleasure Model!	03/04/20
	Woman is Addicted to Secondhand Smoke!	05/01/20