October 18, 2021

Entertaining You Since 2019!

About the Author!

Dawn Keybawls

Born: 04/26/1972
Died: Still Alive
About Dawn Keybawls:

She usually acts like a complete ass.

Her balls are bigger than yours!

She loves to eat all day.

You will never see her eating carrots, apples or bananas.

She is one stubborn ass!

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Other Works by the Author!

	TOOL: Ænima	10/10/21
	IMMORTAL: Northern Chaos Gods	10/01/21
	AT THE GATES: Slaughter of the Soul	09/22/21
	WINDS: The Imaginary Direction of Time	09/16/21
	THYRFING: Vanagandr	09/09/21
	Woman Hoping the Next iPhone Is A Pleasure Model!	09/04/21
	Man, Taint Rips Victims Like Swayze Arrested!	08/29/21
	Woman Cannot Wait to Be Spatchcocked Tonight!	08/26/21
	Ghost Dick Haunts Huntington Beach Marriott!	08/22/21
	Tide Releases Meat-Based Laundry Detergent!	08/17/21
	Woman is Addicted to Secondhand Smoke!	08/16/21
	Mid Forties Man Okay Being Subject of Taylor Swift’s Next Hit Tune!	08/12/21
	Fantasy Sports Gamer Lands on DL, Will Miss Season!	08/04/21
	P & R Tired of Q’s Shit!	08/03/21
	Racist Drummer Refuses to Play Black Metal!	07/31/21
	Ginger Woman Sells Her Soul to The Devil!	07/28/21
	Private Investigator Is A Real Dick!	07/25/21
	Woman Excited to Put Hot Wood into Her Fireplace!	07/24/21
	Heineken 0.0 Dumped and Filled with Real Beer!	07/17/21
	Man Suffers from Covid-Penis!	07/14/21
	Man’s Johnson Grows After Johnson & Johnson Vaccine!	07/12/21
	Man’s Hairline Looking Like A Patch of Pubes!	07/08/21
	Planned Parenthood Recommends Using Rear Entry!	07/04/21
	Man Does Everything He Can to Get Out of Doing Anything!	07/02/21
	Sushi Identifies as SuThey or SuThem!	06/30/21
	Denny’s Mobile Relief Truck Overtaken by Drunk College Students!	06/28/21
	Lame Stoner Drools into Bong Again!	06/09/21
	Man Hopes Everyone Sees His Bladder Control Underwear!	05/20/21
	Neti Pot Challenge! Woman Starts Hot Sauce Rinse!	05/14/21
	Man Robs Peter to Pay Paul Because Peter Is an Asshole!	04/23/21
	Guitarist’s Girlfriend Loves How He Fingers Her Guitar!	03/21/21
	Butt Chin is Just A Cock Holder!	03/12/21
	Man, Lost His Taste Due to Covid; Can Finally Eat His Wife’s Pussy!	02/25/21
	Agoraphobic Finally Feels Comfortable in Public!	02/22/21
	Sometimes It Just Takes A Good Whacking!	01/09/21
	Santa Came in Record Number of Chimneys and Back Doors!	12/24/20
	Man’s Balls Immediately Hurt When Talking About Vasectomy!	12/22/20
	Husband Insists Being Called Motherfucker!	12/12/20
	Teacher Misses Having Sex with Her Students!	12/03/20
	Steroids; Great for Everything Except Living Creatures!	11/24/20
	Trump Says We Are Removing the Plague. But He Is Still Here!	11/12/20
	Shitty Web Application Yearns for Acceptance!	11/09/20
	Orgy Fest 2020 Still on Amid Covid-19. Theme: Fuck It!	10/23/20
	Lindt Master Chocolatier Uses His Own Hot Cream!	10/21/20
	“Not the Mama” Grew Up to Be an Asshole!	09/23/20
	Vegetation Secretly Farming Humans for Food!	08/23/20
	Woman Bakes Bread Using Vaginal Yeast!	05/25/20
	2020 Senior Skip Day is Actually Going to School!	05/16/20
	Burger King Introduces New BK Turkey Fries!	04/23/20
	President Believes a Whistleblower is a Felatious Woman!	03/16/20
	Childs Life Started with A Big Bang!	03/09/20
	White Man with Tan Accused of Brownface!	02/21/20
	Victoria's Secret? Her Penis!	02/05/20
	Asshole Walmart Greeter Watches Woman Pay but Scans Receipt Anyways!	01/12/20
	President Claims Only Finger Tip Went into Ukraine’s Presidents Ass!	09/29/19