September 24, 2021

Entertaining You Since 2019!


About the Author!

Chit Ferbrauns

Born: 04/22/1965
Died: Still Alive
About Chit Ferbrauns:

He tends to fart when hugged.

He thinks eye contact is very important when talking with someone.

He wonders why they call it a Soap Opera when there is no soap or singing.

He can't decide if stairs go up or down.

He believes a gold fork will still be called silverware.


Other Works by the Author!

VINTERSORG: Cosmic Genesis 09/20/21
KALMAH: Seventh Swamphony 09/13/21
Man’s Planning on Becoming Famous After His Death! 09/07/21
Golfer Feels Sexy Holding His Follow Through! 09/01/21
Last Piece of Pizza Excited for Group Play! 08/25/21
Practice Safe Social Distancing with The New 6 Foot Penis Extension! 08/20/21
Lori Loughlin’s Taste for Scandals Started In 1986! 08/18/21
Woman’s Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks! 08/14/21
Peloton Introduces Triple D Tandem Bike! 08/11/21
Wife Wishes Husband Was Equipped Like Maestro Pimento Fermata! 08/09/21
Man Thought Flash Bang Was Something Else! 08/06/21
Falconer Postpones Disbanding to Pursue Metal Theatre! 08/06/21
Wife Returns New Glasses After Finally Seeing Her Husband! 08/04/21
Justin Case: Mystery Files of The Ridiculously Prepared! 07/25/21
Man Sleeps Like A Baby. Shits Himself 3 Times Every Night! 07/22/21
Woman Wants Two Dict’s in Her Eggs Benedict! 07/17/21
Man Selling Couch Only Had Sex on It 6 Times! 07/11/21
Bill Belichick Cannot Contain Himself After Latest Offseason! 07/07/21
Man’s Shit So Thick He Got Fucked Out the Ass! 07/06/21
Peloton Triple D Attachments Offer Deeper, Harder Ride! 07/02/21
Yakuza IT Tech Preforms Yubitsume For Botched Software Upgrade! 06/24/21
Gay Porn Star Asked About His Big Opening! 06/18/21
Scott Employee Beheaded for Putting TP on Backward! 06/14/21
Man Has Fond Memories Pounding Out A Few With His Pound Puppy! 06/11/21
Man Is Almost Fuckable After Using Plexiderm! 06/02/21
Rectal Thermometer Leaves Shitty Taste in Man’s Mouth! 05/03/21
People Respect Social Distancing at Neighbors Barbecue by Staying Home! 04/30/21
Cuomo Brothers Share Fart During Interview! 02/23/21
UK vs South Africa Friendly Cricket Matches Touring USA! 02/01/21
Biden Hires Dom Toretto To Locate Lost Vaccinations! 01/22/21
Here is a New App That Manages Your Other Apps That Manage Your Apps! 01/04/21
Old Couple Reminisce on How Easy It Was to Murder! 12/09/20
Man, Tired of Skanks but Can’t Afford A 7! 12/04/20
Covid-19 Survivor Killed in Car Accident Leaving Hospital! 11/21/20
USA Leads in Coronavirus! We’re #1! USA! USA! USA! 10/27/20
Bill Belichick Cannot Contain Frustration After Latest Loss! 10/06/20
Don Jr. Starts Trump Pharm Co. and Releases First Covid Vaccine! 09/22/20
Trump Accepts Putin’s Offer for Weapons After Election Loss! 09/06/20
Woman Jealous of Gulf; Wants the Double Stuff Too! 08/22/20
Winter Is Coming! 08/09/20
Homeless Woman Arrested for Violating Stay at Home Order! 04/02/20
White House Staff Big Fan of Peloton Triple D! 01/15/20


About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.