April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
He tends to fart when hugged.
He thinks eye contact is very important when talking with someone.
He wonders why they call it a Soap Opera when there is no soap or singing.
He can't decide if stairs go up or down.
He believes a gold fork will still be called silverware.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.