January 20, 2021

Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!

About the Author!

Chit Ferbrauns

Born: 04/22/1965
Died: Still Alive
About Chit Ferbrauns:

He tends to fart when hugged.

He thinks eye contact is very important when talking with someone.

He wonders why they call it a Soap Opera when there is no soap or singing.

He can't decide if stairs go up or down.

He believes a gold fork will still be called silverware.

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Other Works by the Author!

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	Don Jr. Starts Trump Pharm Co. and Releases First Covid Vaccine!	09/22/20
	Falconer Postpones Disbanding to Pursue Metal Theatre!	07/21/20
	Gay Porn Star Asked About His Big Opening!	07/17/20
	Golfer Feels Sexy Holding His Follow Through!	07/14/20
	Here is a New App That Manages Your Other Apps That Manage Your Apps!	01/04/21
	Homeless Woman Arrested for Violating Stay at Home Order!	04/02/20
	Justin Case: Mystery Files of The Ridiculously Prepared!	06/17/20
	Last Piece of Pizza Excited for Group Play!	09/09/20
	Lori Loughlin’s Taste for Scandals Started In 1986!	12/26/20
	Man Is Almost Fuckable After Using Plexiderm!	11/23/20
	Man Selling Couch Only Had Sex on It 6 Times!	10/22/20
	Man Sleeps Like A Baby. Shits Himself 3 Times Every Night!	06/26/20
	Man Thought Flash Bang Was Something Else!	01/08/21
	Man, Tired of Skanks but Can’t Afford A 7!	12/04/20
	Man’s Shit So Thick He Got Fucked Out the Ass!	10/20/20
	Old Couple Reminisce on How Easy It Was to Murder!	12/09/20
	Peloton Introduces Triple D Tandem Bike!	01/26/20
	Peloton Triple D Attachments Offer Deeper, Harder Ride!	10/09/20
	People Respect Social Distancing at Neighbors Barbecue by Staying Home!	05/02/20
	Practice Safe Social Distancing with The New 6 Foot Penis Extension!	06/06/20
	Rectal Thermometer Leaves Shitty Taste in Man’s Mouth!	05/24/20
	Trump Accepts Putin’s Offer for Weapons After Election Loss!	09/06/20
	USA Leads in Coronavirus! We’re #1! USA! USA! USA!	10/27/20
	White House Staff Big Fan of Peloton Triple D!	01/15/20
	Wife Returns New Glasses After Finally Seeing Her Husband!	01/12/21
	Wife Wishes Husband Was Equipped Like Maestro Pimento Fermata!	11/08/20
	Winter Is Coming!	08/09/20
	Woman Jealous of Gulf; Wants the Double Stuff Too!	08/22/20
	Woman Wants Two Dict’s in Her Eggs Benedict!	08/04/20
	Yakuza IT Tech Preforms Yubitsume For Botched Software Upgrade!	11/19/20