January 20, 2021

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About the Author!

Chit Ferbrauns


Born: 04/22/1965
Died: Still Alive
About Chit Ferbrauns:

He tends to fart when hugged.

He thinks eye contact is very important when talking with someone.

He wonders why they call it a Soap Opera when there is no soap or singing.

He can't decide if stairs go up or down.

He believes a gold fork will still be called silverware.


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Justin Case: Mystery Files of The Ridiculously Prepared! 06/17/20
Last Piece of Pizza Excited for Group Play! 09/09/20
Lori Loughlin’s Taste for Scandals Started In 1986! 12/26/20
Man Is Almost Fuckable After Using Plexiderm! 11/23/20
Man Selling Couch Only Had Sex on It 6 Times! 10/22/20
Man Sleeps Like A Baby. Shits Himself 3 Times Every Night! 06/26/20
Man Thought Flash Bang Was Something Else! 01/08/21
Man, Tired of Skanks but Can’t Afford A 7! 12/04/20
Man’s Shit So Thick He Got Fucked Out the Ass! 10/20/20
Old Couple Reminisce on How Easy It Was to Murder! 12/09/20
Peloton Introduces Triple D Tandem Bike! 01/26/20
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People Respect Social Distancing at Neighbors Barbecue by Staying Home! 05/02/20
Practice Safe Social Distancing with The New 6 Foot Penis Extension! 06/06/20
Rectal Thermometer Leaves Shitty Taste in Man’s Mouth! 05/24/20
Trump Accepts Putin’s Offer for Weapons After Election Loss! 09/06/20
USA Leads in Coronavirus! We’re #1! USA! USA! USA! 10/27/20
White House Staff Big Fan of Peloton Triple D! 01/15/20
Wife Returns New Glasses After Finally Seeing Her Husband! 01/12/21
Wife Wishes Husband Was Equipped Like Maestro Pimento Fermata! 11/08/20
Winter Is Coming! 08/09/20
Woman Jealous of Gulf; Wants the Double Stuff Too! 08/22/20
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Yakuza IT Tech Preforms Yubitsume For Botched Software Upgrade! 11/19/20
 

About Platty

He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.