April 01, 2020

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Chit Ferbrauns

Born: 04/22/1965
Died: Still Alive
About Chit Ferbrauns:

He tends to fart when hugged.

He thinks eye contact is very important when talking with someone.

He wonders why they call it a Soap Opera when there is no soap or singing.

He can't decide if stairs go up or down.

He believes a gold fork will still be called silverware.

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