September 24, 2021

Entertaining You Since 2019!


About the Author!

Candy Storr

Born: 02/26/1972
Died: 07/25/2019
About Candy Storr:

She got to the center of a Tootsie Pop in 367 licks.

She Loves Andy Warhol.

She claims she invented OMG!

She has tried every drug.

She believes the chicken came before the egg.


Other Works by the Author!

US Citizens Not Invited to ICE Weekend Barbecue! 08/30/21
Demon Pussy Wants to Swallow Your Soul! 08/24/21
Man, Confident This Is the Year He Will Finally Lose His Virginity! 07/06/21
Celtic's Fan Still Thinks Lebron Is A Bitch! 06/19/21
Grandma Believes Grandson is a Giant! 05/13/21
Sports Analysts Agree: Don't Come on Lebron Too Soon! 08/01/20


About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.