September 24, 2021

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About the Author!

Candy Storr


Born: 02/26/1972
Died: 07/25/2019
About Candy Storr:

She got to the center of a Tootsie Pop in 367 licks.

She Loves Andy Warhol.

She claims she invented OMG!

She has tried every drug.

She believes the chicken came before the egg.


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Other Works by the Author!

US Citizens Not Invited to ICE Weekend Barbecue! 08/30/21
Demon Pussy Wants to Swallow Your Soul! 08/24/21
Man, Confident This Is the Year He Will Finally Lose His Virginity! 07/06/21
Celtic's Fan Still Thinks Lebron Is A Bitch! 06/19/21
Grandma Believes Grandson is a Giant! 05/13/21
Sports Analysts Agree: Don't Come on Lebron Too Soon! 08/01/20

 

About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.