Just put it on my bill.

December 11, 2019

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Candy Storr

Born: 02/26/1982
Died: 07/25/2019
About Candy Storr:

She got to the center of a Tootsie Pop in 367 licks.

She Loves Andy Warhol.

She claims she invented OMG!

She does not own a toothbrush.

She believes the chicken came before the egg.


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He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.

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