February 25, 2021

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Candy Storr


Born: 02/26/1972
Died: 07/25/2019
About Candy Storr:

She got to the center of a Tootsie Pop in 367 licks.

She Loves Andy Warhol.

She claims she invented OMG!

She has tried every drug.

She believes the chicken came before the egg.


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He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

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He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.