January 20, 2021
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
His homemade buttermilk contains no butter.
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He has an inny when it gets cold outside.
He will always get the soap off the floor in a prison shower.
Jeans are his favorite pants.
He loves running naked, backward, in a corn field.
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