November 26, 2021
Entertaining You Since 2019!
His homemade buttermilk contains no butter.
He is the only man that can lick his own elbow.
He has an inny when it gets cold outside.
He will always get the soap off the floor in a prison shower.
Jeans are his favorite pants.
He loves running naked, backward, in a corn field.
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.