April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
His homemade buttermilk contains no butter.
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He has an inny when it gets cold outside.
He will get the soap if in a prison shower.
Jeans are his favorite pants.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
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