February 25, 2021

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About the Author!

Anna Phalaxis


Born: 06/23/1968
Died: Still Alive
About Anna Phalaxis:

She is allergic to nuts, milk, fish, shellfish, eggs and some fruits.

She is allergic to bees and wasps.

She is allergic to latex.

She is allergic to general anesthesia.

She is allergic to life.


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811? Local Man Is No Pussy and Digs Anyways! 06/10/20
Chipotle Rebrands as Shitpotle! 10/28/20
City Distributes Covid-19 Blankets to The Homeless! 04/19/20
Crying Grandpa Yells ‘Get Your Fucking Hands Off’ To Consoling Family Members! 08/24/20
Cummings Explodes During Trump's Tongue Lashing! 07/28/19
Dude Smashes Prostitutes Unprotected Worried About Covid-19! 04/05/20
Earth’s Climate Devastation is Boosting Job Growth! 11/09/19
First Covid Zombie Seen Busting Through Grave! 06/28/20
Freezer Has History with Dead Bodies! 11/25/20
Friskies Asses Contains Natural Mouse, Bird and Rat Ass Ingredients! 12/16/20
Gay Dudes Propose with Matching Cock Rings! 12/02/20
Golfer Had Best Round of Life Until He Lost It On 17! 01/16/21
Grandma Has A WAP! 01/01/21
Guy Fieri’s Sperm Rocks Bleach Blonde Tails! 07/22/20
Hero Reminds Survivor That They’ll Still Die Someday! 01/07/21
Homeless Man Takes Bath in Flooding Waters! 11/17/19
Husband is Lucky to Get A Foot and A Half! 03/06/20
Kids Drive Uncredited Bus Driver to Drink! 02/05/21
Man Equates Life to Driving A Car With 3 Blown Tires! 10/29/20
Man Feels Comfortable in Someone Else’s Skin! 09/14/20
Man Holds Sign 'We Love You Stevie' at a Stevie Wonders Concert! 01/25/20
Man is Fingers Deep into His Girlfriend’s Poutine! 11/20/20
Man Jokes about Being Unattractive and Others Automatically Agree! 08/14/20
Man Loves His Fat Juicy Meat! 01/14/20
Man Plays Skin Flute During Brain Surgery! 01/15/21
Man, Premature Ejaculates into Wipes That Claim to Stop Premature Ejaculation! 08/08/20
Man, Unaware Third Woman Knocking at His Door Was A Kidnap Victim! 03/26/20
Meatloaf Would Do Anything for A Klondike Bar, But He Won’t Do That! 03/08/20
Nails, Eyebrows and Bushes Are Getting Out of Control! 03/23/20
Neighborhood Glory Hole Now Open! 12/21/20
New Dating App: Just Looking! 09/08/20
No Country for Old Men Temperature Check! 01/26/21
Parents Name Children After Natural Disasters! 03/17/20
Perineum Sunning Cures Covid-19! 07/08/20
Pervert Takes Picture Because It Will Last Longer! 01/09/20
Police Consider Killing More Innocent White People! 06/19/20
Porn Movie Comes with Alternate Ending! 11/15/20
Presidential Mass Debater Event Cuming Tuesday! 09/28/20
Prostitutes Offer $5 Dollar Box! 08/17/20
Scrabble Teacher Reminds Player They Are A Dumbass! 08/17/19
Stroke Sufferer Encouraged to Keep A Stiff Upper Lip! 07/19/20
Therapist Growing Tired of Being Called ‘The Rapist!’ 08/31/20
Trump Pharm Co. Releases Righteous Covid (RC) Cola! 10/14/20
Trump Ships TP, Paper Towel and Tissue Dispensers to Stores! 05/03/20
White Man Tired of Being Pulled Over by Police! 03/28/20
Woman Allows Man to Come Inside! 02/17/21
Woman Has to Shit Every Time She Gets Mad! 01/21/21
Woman Hosts Webcam for Her Stalkers! 12/10/20
Woman’s Burger Has Never Been Stuffed! 07/10/20
 

About Platty

He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.