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December 11, 2019

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Amanda Hugenfuk

Born: 12/12/1962
Died: 06/25/2019
About Amanda Hugenfuk:

Her body contains enough fat to make 12 bars of soap.

Her Tumors grow teeth and hair.

She refers to her butt crack as her “intergluteal cleft.”

She does not sleep.

She is allergic to semen.

She believes Croissants are from France.


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