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Sports Analyst: Let’s See That Gruesome Injury in Super Slow Motion!
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Man’s Crevice Grows Bigger Thanks to Ocrevus!
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Lori Loughlin’s Taste for Scandals Started In 1986!
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Husband Insists Being Called Motherfucker!
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Woman’s Tootsie Pop Requires 364 Licks!
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Golfer Had Best Round of Life Until He Lost It On 17!
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Man Plays Skin Flute During Brain Surgery!
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Wife Returns New Glasses After Finally Seeing Her Husband!
Published Date: January 12, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
Man’s Ass Completely Wiped!
Published Date: January 11, 2021 Author: Mike Litorus
Tide Releases Meat-Based Laundry Detergent!
Published Date: January 10, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
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Published Date: January 09, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
Man Thought Flash Bang Was Something Else!
Published Date: January 08, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
Hero Reminds Survivor That They’ll Still Die Someday!
Published Date: January 07, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
President Trump says Mayhem is Coming to Town!
Published Date: January 06, 2021 Author: Moe Lester
Wife Is Awaiting In and Out; Husband Has Been Waiting Months!
Published Date: January 05, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
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Woman Is A Bloody Cunt!
Published Date: January 03, 2021 Author: Moe Lester
Johnny Is Still A Cream Puff!
Published Date: January 02, 2021 Author: Ms. Ann Formation
Grandma Has A WAP!
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2020 Is Over! Gets to Hold 2021’s Beer!
Published Date: December 31, 2020 Author: Platty
Restaurants Start Taking Customers Temperatures Rectally!
Published Date: December 30, 2020 Author: Benjamin Dover
Redbox Adds Dick Suckers to Boost DVD Rentals!
Published Date: December 29, 2020 Author: Oopsai Scharted
Hula Hooping Gives Woman the Queefs!
Published Date: December 28, 2020 Author: Mike Litorus
Fantasy Sports Gamer Lands on DL, Will Miss Season!
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Otter Pops Introduces New Urine Otter Pops!
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Another Publishers Clearing House Winner Found Dead!
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President Trump Wants to Show You His 'OH' Face!
Publish Date: May 29, 2020 Author: Moe Lester Top Billing Rank: #3
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