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Neti Pot Challenge! Woman Starts Hot Sauce Rinse!
Top Billing Rank: #1 Publish Date: January 23, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
Biden Hires Dom Toretto To Locate Lost Vaccinations!
Top Billing Rank: #2 Publish Date: January 22, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
No Country for Old Men Temperature Check!
Top Billing Rank: #3 Publish Date: January 26, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
Stoner Uses Enbrel On His Joints!
Top Billing Rank: #4 Publish Date: January 24, 2021 Author: Mike Litorus
Woman Cannot Remember Why She Takes Prevagen!
Top Billing Rank: #5 Publish Date: January 17, 2021 Author: Ms. Ann Formation
Skeletons Found in Sand Traps at Waste Management Open Golf Tournament!
Top Billing Rank: #6 Publish Date: February 06, 2021 Author: Ms. Ann Formation
Golfer Had Best Round of Life Until He Lost It On 17!
Top Billing Rank: #7 Publish Date: January 16, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
Woman Has to Shit Every Time She Gets Mad!
Top Billing Rank: #8 Publish Date: January 21, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
Cuomo Brothers Share Fart During Interview!
Published Date: February 23, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
Agoraphobic Finally Feels Comfortable in Public!
Published Date: February 22, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
All These Damn Streaming Services and Nothing Is On!
Published Date: February 21, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
Man’s Just a Fatty, Jizzy, Meat Bag of Emotions!
Published Date: February 20, 2021 Author: Moe Lester
The Curse of Oak Island Is Watching the Fucking Show!
Published Date: February 19, 2021 Author: Ms. Ann Formation
Man, With Concussion Smacked Awake by Paramedics!
Published Date: February 18, 2021 Author: Moe Lester
Woman Allows Man to Come Inside!
Published Date: February 17, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
Old Man Praying for Death Given Vaccine!
Published Date: February 16, 2021 Author: Oopsai Scharted
Prisoner Treats Himself to Personal Conjugal Visit!
Published Date: February 15, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece!
Published Date: February 14, 2021 Author: Mike Litorus
Man, Taint Rips Victims Like Swayze Arrested!
Published Date: February 13, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
Scott Employee Beheaded for Putting TP on Backward!
Published Date: February 12, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
Platty Wants to Bust His Venom Inside of You!
Published Date: February 11, 2021 Author: Platty
New England is Tired of 12 Inches and Prefers 6!
Published Date: February 10, 2021 Author: Oopsai Scharted
New Strain Found in Drunken State!
Published Date: February 09, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
Woman Orders Tootsie Pop Licking Machine!
Published Date: February 08, 2021 Author: Moe Lester
Knee Injury Derails Couple’s Doggy Style!
Published Date: February 07, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
Published Date: February 06, 2021 Author: Ms. Ann Formation
Kids Drive Uncredited Bus Driver to Drink!
Published Date: February 05, 2021 Author: Anna Phalaxis
LinkedIn Begins Positivity Campaign!
Published Date: February 04, 2021 Author: Oopsai Scharted
Ballshaft & Ball Attorneys at Law!
Published Date: February 03, 2021 Author: Mike Litorus
P & R Tired of Q’s Shit!
Published Date: February 02, 2021 Author: Dawn Keybawls
UK vs South Africa Friendly Cricket Matches Touring USA!
Published Date: February 01, 2021 Author: Chit Ferbrauns
Woman Loves to Smoke Sausage!
Published Date: January 31, 2021 Author: Benjamin Dover
PlattyPress.com Reaching New All Time Highs!
Published Date: January 30, 2021 Author: Platty
Otter Pops Introduces New Urine Otter Pops!
Publish Date: June 19, 2019 Author: Benjamin Dover Top Billing Rank: #1
Another Publishers Clearing House Winner Found Dead!
Publish Date: June 18, 2019 Author: Charles U. Farley Top Billing Rank: #2
President Trump Wants to Show You His 'OH' Face!
Publish Date: May 29, 2020 Author: Moe Lester Top Billing Rank: #3
My Pillow Review: Never Wake Up Again!
Publish Date: June 24, 2019 Author: Amanda Hugenfuk Top Billing Rank: #4
Melania Confirms Presidential Load Lumpy Oily Cheese Sauce!
Publish Date: June 20, 2019 Author: Moe Lester Top Billing Rank: #5
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