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Publish Date: December 11, 2021
Author: Anna Phalaxis

Platty Says: "Turn the prow towards the storm for it's too late to turn back!"

DIMMU BORGIR: Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Top Billing Rank: #2
Publish Date: December 13, 2021
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "As daylight suffers, night time recollects for what wind hath drawn near, so near..."

THE KOVENANT: Animatronic

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Publish Date: December 08, 2021
Author: Benjamin Dover

Platty Says: "Don't deceive yourself get out of the way. We command and you obey!"

CT Racing: Season 3 DEATH RACE

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Publish Date: January 01, 2022
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: How Original!"

Season 3: DEATH RACE Preview 3. There Will Be Carnage!

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Publish Date: January 02, 2022
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Everyone Dies!"

DEATH RACE 1: Only Wendy Remains

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Publish Date: January 03, 2022
Author: Mike Litorus

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Wendy survives the slaughter!"

DEATH RACE 3: Taylor Strikes Back!

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Publish Date: January 07, 2022
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Taylor delivers the good!"

CT Racing: DEATH RACE!

Top Billing Rank: #8
Publish Date: January 08, 2022
Author: Platty

Platty Says: "Introducing CT Racing!"

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Season 4: CT vs FF!

Published Date: January 16, 2022
Author: Platty

Platty Says: "CT vs Fast and the Furious!"

DEATH RACE 7: Hank's Not Giving Up The Trophy

Published Date: January 15, 2022
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "Will Hank Hotrod win Season 3?"

DEATH RACE 6: How Kelley Got Her Groove Back

Published Date: January 13, 2022
Author: Anna Phalaxis

Platty Says: "Kelley's was taking balls with pride and got her groove back!"

DEATH RACE 5: There Is No Stopping Taylor

Published Date: January 12, 2022
Author: Benjamin Dover

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Taylor delivers the good...again and again!"

DEATH RACE 4: Taylor Delivers Another Victory

Published Date: January 09, 2022
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "These cars take balls to their face with class!"

CT Racing: DEATH RACE!

Published Date: January 08, 2022
Author: Platty

Platty Says: "Introducing CT Racing!"

DEATH RACE 3: Taylor Strikes Back!

Published Date: January 07, 2022
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Taylor delivers the good!"

DEATH RACE 2: Dylan Is The King Of The Treadmill!

Published Date: January 05, 2022
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Dylan is the king!"

DEATH RACE 1: Only Wendy Remains

Published Date: January 03, 2022
Author: Mike Litorus

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Wendy survives the slaughter!"

Season 3: DEATH RACE Preview 3. There Will Be Carnage!

Published Date: January 02, 2022
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: Everyone Dies!"

CT Racing: Season 3 DEATH RACE

Published Date: January 01, 2022
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "DEATH RACE: How Original!"

NINE INCH NAILS: Broken

Published Date: December 31, 2021
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "Gotta listen to your big time, hard line, bad luck, fist fuck!"

PRIMUS: Tales From The Punchbowl

Published Date: December 30, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "Wynona loved her big brown beaver!"

TOOL: Ænima

Published Date: December 28, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "Show me that you love me and that we belong together!"

FEAR FACTORY: Demanufacture

Published Date: December 27, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "You are a dissident. Burn away conformity!"

INCUBUS: S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

Published Date: December 26, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "Deep inside, 'cause I'm so stoned I can't see straight!"

recent news

	Author	Born	Reviews
	Anna Phalaxis	06/23/68	9
	Benjamin Dover	11/22/58	9
	Chit Ferbrauns	04/22/65	9
	Dawn Keybawls	04/26/72	9
	Mike Litorus	08/20/64	8
	Moe Lester	02/04/55	9
	Ms. Ann Formation	06/14/44	9
	Oopsai Scharted	01/01/00	9
	Platty		4

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He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.