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MITHOTYN: King of the Distant Forest

Top Billing Rank: #1
Publish Date: October 17, 2021
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "We are the royal force dubbed with the power of steel!"

 

MOTLEY CRUE: Shout at the Devil

Top Billing Rank: #2
Publish Date: October 21, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "Bastard! Consider that bastard dead!"

 

GREEN CARNATION: The Quiet Offspring

Top Billing Rank: #3
Publish Date: October 19, 2021
Author: Mike Litorus

Platty Says: "I am a pile of doubt!"

 

AMON AMARTH: Once Sent from the Golden Hall

Top Billing Rank: #4
Publish Date: October 20, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "Their steel shines red with enemy blood!"

 

SONATA ARCTICA: Winterheart’s Guild

Top Billing Rank: #5
Publish Date: October 24, 2021
Author: Benjamin Dover

Platty Says: "Suck it all in, go ahead and take your daily overdose!"

 

ARCH ENEMY: Burning Bridges

Top Billing Rank: #6
Publish Date: October 23, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "Fly with me. stay free silverwing!"

 

JAPANESE EDITION

Top Billing Rank: #7
Publish Date: October 25, 2021
Author: Platty

Platty Says: "There are no words!"

 

32 TENS: So Nah

Top Billing Rank: #8
Publish Date: October 31, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "Yeah, So Nah!"

 

SYSTEM OF A DOWN

Top Billing Rank: #9
Publish Date: October 25, 2021
Author: Anna Phalaxis

Platty Says: "The devil is so lovely!"

 

INCH: Stresser

Top Billing Rank: #10
Publish Date: October 27, 2021
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "A hero waits for a sign on the clouds to call him out!"

 

recent news

SLAYER: World Painted Blood

Published Date: November 26, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "No Sanctuary!"

TESTAMENT: Demonic

Published Date: November 25, 2021
Author: Mike Litorus

Platty Says: "Together as one!"

WINDS: The Imaginary Direction of Time

Published Date: November 24, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "I imagine time goes somewhere!"

KALMAH: Seventh Swamphony

Published Date: November 23, 2021
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "To the grave!"

OPETH: In Cauda Venenum

Published Date: November 22, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "I miss the old Opeth!"

FALCONER: From a Dying Ember

Published Date: November 21, 2021
Author: Benjamin Dover

Platty Says: "Rejoice the Adorned!"

LE GRAND GUIGNOL: The Great Maddening

Published Date: November 21, 2021
Author: Anna Phalaxis

Platty Says: "The Great Maddening is Excellent!"

SLIPKNOT

Published Date: November 19, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "Fuck it all! Fuck this world! Fuck everything that you stand for!"

BAL-SAGOTH: Starfire Burning Upon the Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule

Published Date: November 18, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "The Mighty Bal-Sagoth!"

THYRFING: Vanagandr

Published Date: November 16, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "This album is an accumulation of the complete essense of Thyrfing!"

DEATH ANGEL: Act III

Published Date: November 15, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "Drifting on an endless sea. On our way to nowhere!"

TWISTED SISTER: Stay Hungry

Published Date: November 14, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "You can't believe all the things I've done wrong in my life!"

SOILWORK: Steel Bath Suicide

Published Date: November 12, 2021
Author: Mike Litorus

Platty Says: "Watch me die during a sadistic lullabye!"

WINTERSUN: Time I

Published Date: November 10, 2021
Author: Ms. Ann Formation

Platty Says: "And we fly beyond the restless shadows! We fly beyond the stars! We fly beyond the birth of the worlds!"

BAL-SAGOTH: The Chthonic Chronicles

Published Date: November 06, 2021
Author: Chit Ferbrauns

Platty Says: "Behold, my blackened, grim and gory axe, the searing glow of trenchant steel."

METALLICA: ...And Justice For All

Published Date: November 05, 2021
Author: Anna Phalaxis

Platty Says: "I'm the slave of fear, my captor!"

OPETH: Deliverance

Published Date: November 04, 2021
Author: Benjamin Dover

Platty Says: "Closure to bleak matters I'm leaving!"

THE OFFSPRING: Ignition

Published Date: November 01, 2021
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Platty Says: "Kick him when he's down!"

32 TENS: So Nah

Published Date: October 31, 2021
Author: Moe Lester

Platty Says: "Yeah, So Nah!"

DOWN: NOLA

Published Date: October 30, 2021
Author: Dawn Keybawls

Platty Says: "Yes, Bury me in smoke!"

recent news

Author Born Reviews
Anna Phalaxis 06/23/68 7
Benjamin Dover 11/22/58 7
Chit Ferbrauns 04/22/65 7
Dawn Keybawls 04/26/72 8
Mike Litorus 08/20/64 7
Moe Lester 02/04/55 8
Ms. Ann Formation 06/14/44 7
Oopsai Scharted 01/01/00 8
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